Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.
Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.
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HP meme: nine characters
[3/9] Sirius Black: “Personally, I’d have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely.”
A warmth was spreading through him that had nothing to do with the sunlight; a tight obstruction in his chest seemed to be dissolving. He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them.
when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
so you can have a bee in your mouth.
"For every laugh, there should be a tear." - Walt Disney